Not only this thing is a human, this human is a she.
She is the most interesting woman in history!
She is the most athletic woman in Canada!
She ran from china all the way to Canada in just five straight days... without sleeping! If she did sleep, she would have been sleeping while she was running, isn't that interesting!
Not only she is athletic, she is also artistic. She is the one and only that painted Mona Lisa with her toes.
She has taken every dance class that you can ever think of such as salsa, jazz, ballroom, hip hop, and ballet. And guess what? She learned them all in just one day!
She is the first to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
In 1993, she became the first female prime minister of Canada.
She is Canadian and is proud to be Canadian.
When she is bored she writes a eight paragraph essay in just five minutes. With only a hammer and a nail she builds a house with only one hand, in just on hour, when she is bored. She has donated one billion dollars within a week only when she is bored.
Can you guess who she is yet? I'll give you a hint her name starts with a B.
SHE IS BROOKE FLORENCE!!
Now that you know who I am you will accept me into your university!! BUT BEWARE!!
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